Heart Attack Grill, Las Vegas, NV

I had lunch today at Heart Attack Grill on Fremont Street.

Wine is served in a morphine drip bag

It's a fun concept.  The servers and hostesses are dressed like nurses and are cheeky.  You have to wear a hospital gown (so in case you have a heart attack, you are already dressed to go!).

There is no diet pop and everything on the menu is not healthy.  They only take cash.

If you weigh more than 350 pounds (they have a scale), your meal is free.

This guy's meal was free

I ordered a rum and Coke.  The rum comes in a pill bottle with your name on it.

Take dosages by mouth until your date looks desirable.
Side effects include dancing on the table and starting fights.

I ordered fries and a single burger.

They have an eight patty burger if you are up to it!

The burger was good ... I like that it didn't seem like a
frozen processed patty and the bun was soft.

By the way, if you don't finish your burger, they spank you with a paddle.  Seriously!  I saw four guys get spanked and it sounded and looked like it hurt.  Needless to say, I ate all my burger!

Kortney was my server and was extremely friendly, fun and attentive.

It was a fun atmosphere and the food was good.  I'd go back.